You know what you are taking on, my darling – You turn me on to the idea of growing old. We can play charades when there is nothing to say, We can talk all night, we can talk all day,

I've acted foolish and you've rolled your eyes, We can lay around and count the number of times, I guess we're made from the same weird stuff.īeing a loser with you doesn't suck. I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else, but you. Here is the church, and here is the steeple. I choose him over and over again, and he chooses me. Allegiant - Veronica Rothīut I don’t just stay with him by default,Īs if there’s no one else available to me.Įvery day that we fight or lie to each other or disappoint each other. Want to include funny wedding readings as part of your speeches or vows, but don't want it to take up too much time? If so, these short funny wedding readings are perfect to slot in! 1. So because we're super helpful, we've included funny wedding readings for friends to deliver, as well as funny wedding readings for a child to read. When choosing a wedding reading, funny or not, it's important to think about who's going to deliver it. To help you on your quest for humour and fun, we've put together a list of funny readings for a wedding ceremony or dinner reception which includes readings for every type of couple and every type of guest, too. So that's settled, funny wedding readings are excellent, but how do you know which ones to choose? 25 Funny Wedding Readings for Ceremonies & Speeches Funny readings for weddings are a great way to add a playful element to any ceremony or reception, and are perfect for couples who like to walk on the lighter side of life.Ĭhoosing a funny wedding reading or two is also a great way to ensure there's light and shade to your day, especially if you'd prefer to keep the vows in your ceremony, or the speeches in your reception more on the serious side. There's nothing guests love more than a handful of funny wedding readings to inject some light laughter into a wedding ceremony or reception.

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